
We were at a local department store today. We had been there for about an hour. Not too long really. A pretty short trip for us as a matter of fact. When we finally left, we got buckled in and started to drive. After a few minutes Little Girl says, "That boy in there called me 'underpants' and I didn't talk to him 'cause he's a stranger." I started to laugh, of course. Then she continued by saying, "I just snorted him." I asked her what she meant and she made a snorty pig noise. At that, I cracked up laughing.